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February 17, 2017
The new intern I hired doesn't seem to be too different than the last one. She's been going on tirades on my Twitter account. I told her to only post about issues related to this website, the artwork and short stories, or if any new publications are online. I found her on some website I don't even remember the name, she begged me to help her she said the only work she can get is as a cam girl so she was willing to work for only minimum wage.
February 05, 2017
I'm looking for a new apprentice, or some volunteers, or employees willing to build their resúme. Unfortunately, my previous contractors raised their rates to a price I can no longer afford. If you would be interested to be hired please send your current resume, or portfolio to my email via this web site to be considered. Thank you.
January 30, 2017
I've been meaning to follow-up with my most recent comic with another comic defending the police. I don't want anyone to get an idea that I think all law enforcement is bad. Like most people I don't like receiving tickets or fines, and after reading some news articles in 2015-16 I'm uncertain whether the criminal was reaching for the gun of the police officer, or the police officer was a little trigger happy. I never joined the rioting in most of the cities after Ferguson happened. Why would I they just beat up those crowds of protesters just like in 1992 after the Rodney King beating.
December 14, 2016
Well, I heard back from the Soviet intern. He was forced into exile back to Russia from his family. He actually had an illegal passport, but was still conjuring up on trying to get revenge. I don't know if he'll ever forget about it. I told him just get a boyfriend or something and admit you're gay. But he doesn't listen to his employer, saying I'm not looking out for his best interest. It's no wonder I couldn't give him a raise. He certainly will be hard to employ looking like an ogre. Not too many people are willing to hire rammies.
December 02, 2016
Just a few minutes left in the day and posted a Star Wars comic like I promised. I had browsed through my comics and had recently posted a Star Wars comic about Yoda and even briefly covered the populist election candidate, but I had no idea he would win the primaries or the entire thing.
November 27, 2016
My only ambition for this website is to get a comic up about Star Wars before the December 16 release date. Endless acclaim for this multi-billion dollar movie, franchise, and merchandising company.
November 10, 2016
Uploaded a comic I've been working on for awhile, #362. Going to upload one about the election results in the next few days. So check back.
October 24, 2016
We regret to inform the viewers of this website, that deep security flaws in password-protection techniques with compromised e-mail storage and management has caused angry hackers to gain privileges in the social media accounts connected to this website. While, not all views expressed by the social media publicists are shared by the team of divinecomics.com and its subsidiaries, it's unfortunate to express that YouTube and Twitter have had several messages go out before being reviewed by the head office. They are currently being reviewed and will be considered to be removed shortly. Again, we sincerely apologize for this security breach and hope that you continue to support the site and enjoy the materials being published here throughout. Thank you.
September 20, 2016
I read online that Weird Al asks for permission before parodying most of his creative work. This kind of bothered me and I thought I should mention it. First off, I'm a Weird Al fan and like his music even if he decided to play the accordion. I think if someone made every precaution there's bound to still be someone unhappy. Perhaps they feel they deserve not only be asked before being made fun of but also a gift, and I've made efforts to reduce mocking people and instead generic types of people instead, other than not really posting any new content in six months. So.. I've tried many times to make the site relevant. There's no way I can possibly assume that I could even get in touch with the people I've included in this site, because their info is most likely not in public directories but also that they would even care to respond does not necessarily seem likely. Also, I wanted to try and make the site relevant like I said so they would have to respond in a timely manner, such as be (read more)
May 04, 2016
I saw Larry Wilmore's speech at the White House correspondence dinner and it inspired me to write hundreds of black jokes, which I promptly stuffed into the racist vault, never to be re-opened. Probably every joke has some bigotry in it except for that one guy who thinks he's funny by telling overly polite politically correct jokes that people laugh at just to be nice, but really no one is surprised he still lives with his parents at 50 and uses suspenders and has those weird hairs that grow on the tip of the nose or odd places that you can't see without a high-tech mirror.